Ant Design ad: Never Charged. Still Glowing.

Two years on my keychain. Never charged it. Not once. It just… glows. Every night. I stopped thinking about it a long time ago — until someone at the campsite asked why my keys were glowing and I got to say "they just do that." Sealed self-powered core, up to 25 years of glow. Titanium body that shrugs off everything my keys have put it through. Probably the only thing I carry that requires literally zero effort. Couple bucks a year to never lose my keys again. Easiest yes ever.