Relaxe ad: The Massage, Minus The Fee

Ever notice the one thing a really good massage therapist does that nobody else bothers with, parking a thumb right on the knot and staying there until it finally gives? That's the move this chair is built to copy. Its rollers hunt down the same tight spot, lean in, and work it for as long as you want, no weekly fee and no appointment across town. It warms you up first so nothing's stiff going in, then floats you back into zero-gravity so your body quits bracing, and you can run it at seven in the morning or at midnight as many times as you feel like. Put the two side by side and the chair's doing the same job, it just never makes you book. Right now it's up to 50% off, which makes skipping the standing appointment an easy call.